I’m Tired of Eating Human Meat

A man who was caught with human flesh has made a shocking confession that has left many people completely flustered.

According to Daily Sun SA, a man who was found in possession of human parts allegedly told Escourt cops he was “tired of eating human flesh”.

Escort Cops spokesperson Colonel Thembeka Mbhele said the suspect walked into the Estcourt cop shop on Friday night and confessed to the cops on duty.

“When he was questioned, he produced part of a human leg and a hand. Further investigation led police to a house in the Rensburgdrift area in Estcourt where police were met with a foul smell, and more human remains were found.
“A second suspect was also arrested in Estcourt. A third suspect, who is a Sangoma (herbalist), was arrested in Amangwe area where more body parts were found.

“It is alleged that the suspects defiled, killed and cut up the body of a woman, which they then ate. The allegations by the suspect are that they would r*pe and kill the victims before they could cut them into pieces and eat their parts,” said Mbhele.
She said police were still investigating if there are other people who had died at the hands of the suspects.

“We urge those who have family relatives missing to come forward so that samples can be taken to perform DNA tests,” she said.

A source said there were suspicions that the three may have violated graves as well.

“They face r*pe, murder and charges relating to possession of human tissue,” said Mbhele.
Ward councillor Mthembeni Majola said he could not believe his eyes when one of the suspects led community members and police to where the body of a women was buried.

“It was buried under big rocks and we had to call a TLB machine to remove the rocks. 

They showed us the body parts in one of the houses. They admitted that they were waiting for the body parts to attract maggots. Apparently maggots collect money for them.”
He said a community meeting had been called for today.

“There had been a lot of rumours that foreign nationals were the ones killing people. None of those arrested is a foreign national. As community members we need to discuss how we are going to deal with this. We have also called izinyanga to the meeting. They need to distance themselves from this,” he said.

Majola said the meeting will be held at Esigodlweni community hall.
Three suspects are expected to appear in the Estcourt Magistrate’s Court on Monday for being in possession of human remains.


Source: Tori

Admission Policy By Jamb live Meeting Today And The Release Of Admission Guidelie

Live at the Jamb Policy meeting day 1

1.Beware of Change of Institution. Prof Oloyede warns.

2.Beware of the information you submit while registering. Your date of birth can cost you a lot when you are to be mobilized for NYSC - Prof Oloyede

3.We are introducing a process to ensure admission is not delayed - Jamb

4.Universities are not permitted to hold on to a candidate for a long period. Once a University cannot admit, she is expected to release them to other Universities

5.Before now, a candidate applies for Medicine and because the University needs more students in Agric, such student is moved to the department. The damaged is caused because such student won't get to know until a later date. With the new system, no more

6.Before now, a candidate applies for Medicine and because the University needs more students in Agric, such student is moved to the department. The damaged is caused because such student won't get to know until a later date. With the new system, no more

7.With the new system, no candidates can upload a fake O level result as done before now.

8.With the new system that will be implemented, a candidate can with the use of a USSD code, confirm or reject his/her yadmission. You can also confirm your admission status as a candidate

9.All Universities are now expected to obey and comply with the timeline of admission with the new system

10.All Universities still have the flexibility to create their cut off marks. This will be done between now and tomorrow

11.All Universities will input their cut off marks this afternoon after lunch - Jamb

12.All Universities will download the list of students who chose them today also. Meanwhile, there is a risk in this. Details later

13.With the information here, Post Utme Screening results is part of the admission processing. Please note

14.Jamb will keep suggesting to Universities qualified students. Please note: Suggest

15.No automatic admission for those without the necessary requirement. And for those that met with the requirement, Jamb will contact the said institution to know why they are not admitted yet

16.Once a candidate accepts an admission, the window is closed for such candidate for that year. These are the benefits of the new system - Jamb

17.The new system is a secured one. So all stake holders present should be relaxed.

18.All higher institutions are live here in Abuja. Good news coming our students way

19.Private Universities can now smile as admissions will be timely

20.The system will create a lot and very easy to use - Jamb

21.Carrying capacity, cut off marks, download of candidates by Universities will be concluded today

22.Welcome to the world of CAPS - Central Admission Processing System (JAMB)

23.Once again, Jamb will not impose anything on any higher institution. Thank you...... Next updates coming soon

24.Back to the registrar....

25.Answer to Post Utme question, the Minister said we will allow Post Utme for those who wants to do it. He did not impose it- Prof Oloyede

26.Jamb cannot decide cut off marks for Universities - Prof Oloyede

27.ASUU shouldn't affect admission processing. Else, no admission for that University for that year - Prof Oloyede

28.All available national/west africa certificates are available for admission. Nothing like ICTS result-Prof Oloyede

29.f you have not uploaded your O level before now, please do. But if you have before now, no problem - Jamb

30.No student will be admitted with Awaiting Result. Please note - Prof Oloyede

31.Jamb will not wait for Neco but will be flexible. Once the result is out, they can send it to us

32.Lunch time
After a very good lunch, I want to air my view in line with Post Utme Exam. It appears some Universities will not be having it this year because it is late already. While some Universities will gladly adopt it. Meanwhile, all students are to prepare for both -registrar

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In 2003, Ojukwu Agreed With Me That Nigeria Must Remain United - Buhari

During his speech in a live broadcast this morning, President Buhari revealed that in 2003, former Biafran warlord, late Emeka Ojukwu paid him a two-day visit at his home in Daura, Katsina state where they both discussed and analysed the problems of Nigeria and came to the conclusion that Nigeria must remain united.



He said this in reaction to the current campaign for the creation of Biafra being championed by the leader of the Indigenous People of Biagra, Nnamdi Kanu. Buhari said

“In 2003 after I joined partisan politics, the late Chief Emeka Ojukwu came and stayed as my guest in my hometown Daura. Over two days we discussed in great depth till late into the night and analysed the problems of Nigeria. We both came to the conclusion that the country must remain one and united.”

He stressed that despite the various calls for secession, Nigeria’s unity is settled and non-negotiable.

“Nigeria’s unity is settled and not negotiable. We shall not allow irresponsible elements to start trouble and when things get bad they run away and saddle others with the responsibility of bringing back order, if necessary with their blood,” he said

ASUU’s Demands Are Unrealistic – Former Education Minister

A former Minister of Education, Dr Oby Ezekwesili, on Sunday said that the demands by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) were unrealistic in light of the current economic situation in Nigeria. Ezekwesili said this while speaking with Sources in Ibadan while reacting to the ongoing strike embarked upon by the union.

The former minster said that lasting solution to the crisis bedevilling the education sector could only be found from strong analysis of the issues raised by ASUU and evidenced based policies.

“Money is not limitless and yet everyone must acknowledge that investment in education is crucial and it is key.

“There are, however, some fundamental reforms that the sector needs in order to ensure that it is not about the size of the funding but about the productivity of the funding.

“You cannot simply express a desire, it must be founded on reality and that means you must know what can be achieved within a given period,” she said.

According to her, a structural and policy change which allows public and private investments should be integrated into the university system.

“If you remember, the ASUU negotiation started in 2007 when I was the Minister of Education and we constituted a government negotiation team, led by the late Gamaliel Onosode,

“Even though that period was short, one of the major issues for me was for us to make sure that we were being evidenced based in the way we were solving the problem,

“We considered issues like the existing model in countries similar to us in emerging economies,’’ she said.

The former minister said the team also considered what could be done by the public and private sectors about university funding among others.

“Those are the kinds of evidence that we had and on the basis of which we hinged our negotiation at that time,

“It was a very short period and then we had to leave and the next government that took over had to continue.

“I do not know the basis of the final agreement they reached with ASUU, but if it was not anchored on analytical evidence, I am not surprised that there has been inability to implement it.”

Ezekwesili urged both the Federal Government and ASUU to return to the negotiating table and work on the basis of analysis and evidence to find lasting solution to the dispute.

Report has it that ASUU on Aug. 14, embarked on an indefinite strike to press home its demands for the implementation of an agreement signed between it and the Federal Government on condition of service.

ASUU is also asking for increased funding of university, autonomy of the institution and academic freedom.

Shameful Photos! Man Catches Barren Wife Having S*x With Lover in Hotel Room

A man, Udemeh Ukarette has reportedly suffered heart break after he caught his wife, Joy with her customer having s*x in a popular hotel in order to get pregnant and bear a child for Udemeh.

The incident happened at Toyin Giwa Avenue in Afonka Shasha area of Lagos.

P.M.EXPRESS gathered that the couple was yet to have a child 13 years after they got married while Udemeh had sent away another woman he married and impregnated before he met Joy.

However, Joy tried to explain to him that she did so in order to get pregnant and bear a child for him since he had tried for several years without result and he accepted.

It turned out his wife enjoyed the romp with an undisclosed Igbo man and continued the relationship without getting pregnant but did not inform her husband.

It was gathered that when her husband eventually discovered and asked her to stop meeting the man since he was unable to get her pregnant, she refused and insisted that the man was her big customer at her beer joint. This become an Issue as Joy has threatened to dump her husband and concentrate on the new lover.

It was also gathered both Udemeh and Joy were of the Anan stock in Akwa Ibom State and throughout those years, they have tried both medical and spiritual assistance to get a child but their efforts did not yield result. It was then that Joy started going out with her customer without her husband’s knowledge. Her husband later knew and trailed her to the hotel where he met her with the man.

The matter was reported to the Akwa Ibom town union, Lagos branch who attempted to resolve the matter but the woman insisted that she will not leave her new lover. She suggested that she can still continue to marry her husband at the same time maintain the relationship with her lover which did not go down well with the union.

When our correspondent contacted the president of their Akwa Ibom town union, Mr Robert Akpan, he confirmed that the couple were having issues in their marriage and the union attempted to resolve it to no avail.

Alarming!! Man Rapes 2 Year Old Girl

A man identified as Hambali Musa, has been remanded in prison by a Jos Upper Area Court sitting in Kasuwan Nama, Jos North Local Government Area, for allegedly defiling a two-year-old girl.

The presiding judge, Suleiman Lawal, denied the accused bail, contending that the offence of r*pe was not bailable

The Prosecutor, Sgt. Ibrahim Gukwat told the court that one Aminu Musa reported the case on July 3, at Nassarawa Police Station.

Gukwat said Musa, of Dulla Jos, reported that on June 29, his wife Layuza Lukman, informed him that the little girl jerked and cried endlessly when she tried to wash her private part.

The prosecutor said when the toddler was asked what the cause of her pains was, she mentioned the name of the accused as the one who had carnal knowledge of her.

The prosecutor said the offence contravened Section 283 of the Penal Code.

The accused, however, pleaded not guilty to the charge, and his prayer for bail was turned down by the court.

The case has been adjourned  till Aug.21 for mention.

Shocking !!! 18 year-old boy kills mother because of disappearing charm

The Police have arrested an 18-year-old man, identified as  Agugu Adau, for allegedly killing his mother for refusing to give him a “disappearing” charm he claimed was his inheritance from his late herbalist father.

A family source told the News Agency of Nigeria(NAN) that Agugu committed the crime at his Kisaghyip village farm in Bassa Local Government Area of Plateau.

The source said that Agugu, after killing his mother, removed the sum of N20,000 from her blood-sucked clothes and used it to buy a mobile phone, a shirt and a pair of slippers.

Mr Tyopev Terna, spokesman of the Plateau Police Command, confirmed that the suspect was being held, but declined further comments.

“Investigation is ongoing. The details are not ready. Please understand with us and be patient,” he told NAN on phone.

But Agugu, who spoke with our correspondent, said that he killed the woman because she refused to give him a charm that was his inheritance from his father.

“When I was 14 years old, my late father, who was a native doctor, showed me a charm that enabled him to disappear and reappear at will. He promised to handover the charm to me when I turn 18.

“On his dying bed four years ago, he gave my mother the charm and asked her to give me when I turn 18. But I am now 18 and she has refused to give it to me.

“On this fateful day at the farm, I asked her about it, but she threatened to throw the charm into the river, if I disturbed her too much.

“Her response infuriated me and I suddenly felt that she was of no value as a mother. I immediately slaughtered her with the knife I was using to harvest potatoes.

“After slaughtering her, I dumped her body in the bush,” he said.

Mr David Adau, senior brother to the suspect, has, however, dismissed the suspect’s claim that he killed the mother because of a charm.

“Prior to the incident, the family had faced several problems with Agugu. He was fond of stealing and causing trouble.

“I believe he killed our mother because of the N20,000 I gave her a day before the incident. I work at the mines in Barkin-Ladi, and usually give my earnings to our mother to keep for me.

“I handed over the money to my mother in his presence; in fact, when I gave her the money, she expressed fear that Agugu could attack her to get the money. He has proved her right,” David said.

David said that on his return from work a day after the incident, he asked after the mother but Agugu said he did not know of her whereabouts.

“He said he did not know where my mother was. Later in the day, I saw him with a new mobile phone, a new shirt and slippers, and I became curious.

“I asked him (suspect) where he got them from, but he could not give me satisfactory answers.

“Other family members joined me and we kept pestering him over our mother, but he insisted he knew nothing.

“Three days later, I invited the Police to question my brother. That worked immediately as he confessed to killing her,” he said.

David said that the suspect later led family members and the police to the farm where they saw the already decomposing corpse of the woman.

Man Dresses As Female S*x Worker To Dupe And Rob His Victims

A man who dresses up like a woman, wear weave extension and poses along the road in a bid to lure men for s*x and then rob them, has been apprehended.

 

A 19-year-old man identified as Van Gomani, was arrested by the operatives of the Malawian Police Force for theft by trick in an incident which occurred on the wee hours of 17/07/2017 along Kaunda road in  Malawi.

According to a report by Malawian Voice, the suspect who is a male in nature and has female looks, dressed up like a woman and made his hair with weave extension, posed along the road and a certain greedy man gave him a lift thinking she was a girl.

They went together and booked a room. It was in that room that the other man noticed that the person he picked is not a lady but rather a fellow man.

Looking at the man, a person can easily be deceived thinking that he is a lady because of how he looks.

The man then took the said lady (man) to police because he felt deceived and that he wanted to steal from him through his looks.

The suspect will appear in court soon to answer charges of soliciting immoral purpose which is under section 180 sub section (e) of the penal code

Source: Tori

Ever seen Nnamdi Kanu in suit? (Photos)

Nnamdi Kanu is preposessing in these new shots!

The IPOB leader looked dapper in these new photos! I bet you haven’t seen him in suit of recent!

Ugandan Lady Strips ‘N*ked’ In Court After Judge Ordered Her To Be Remanded (Photos)

Ugandan Lady Strips ‘N*ked’ In Court

A Ugandan woman shocked everyone in court after she reportedly stripped n*ked to avoid being thrown into prison.

According to reports, the lady identified as Akot Dorcus accused her brother of using police to cause arrest of family members.

The incident happened on Tuesday morning at the Lira High Court in Uganda. Justice had remanded six members of the same family in prison. The Court presided over by Justice Dr. Winifred Nabisinde, a resident judge for Lira circuit sent on remand the suspects over attempted murder.

Those sent on remand until 24th July of this year when Court will pass a ruling are; Olwa Nelson, Okaka Peter, Ochom Martin, Oroma John Peter, Owani Geoffrey and the complainant’s biological mother, Alobo Nancy, 46. They are residents of Nambieso Sub County in Apac district.

Omeny Tom, had dragged his family members to court,accusing them of trying to kill him. He told the court that on the 17th November, 2014, his huts were set ablaze over land related issues.

Akot stripped in protest claiming they were innocent. The fracas brought commotion and drama among police officers,lawyers and court staff who exchanged bitter words with a Field Force Police commandant and his troops.

The situation normalized after Justice Dr. Nabisinde Winifred sent a message ordering for the release of protesting and chaotic Akot Dorcus.

Ugandan Lady Strips ‘N*ked’ In Court

Jonathan made mistakes, but Buhari is a mistake – Reno Omokri

A Statement by the spokesman to former President, Goodluck Jonathan, Reno Omokri, has described President Muhammadu Buhari as a “mistake”.

Omokri also told Minister of Power, Works and Housing, Babatunde Fashola, to stop making excuses and do his job.

Taking to Twitter, Omokri wrote that before the All Progressives Congress (APC) came into power, Fashola had promised stable electricity, if only the People’s Democratic Party (PDP) is voted out.

However, he is now blaming Jonathan, for reducing electricity tariff.

Omokri wrote: “Fashola in 2014: The only way to get stable power is voting out PDP

“Fashola today: We cant get power because GEJ reduced tariff to get vote

“PMB will do well moving @tundefashola from being in charge of generating power for Nigeria to being in charge of generating excuses for govt

“The main difference between GEJ/PDP and PMB/APC is that @GEJonathan made his mistakes as President while @MBuhari is a mistake as President.

“The major difference between the PDP and the APC is that the whereas the PDP had some confirmed liars as members, the APC is itself a lie!”

Shoprite sales girl arrested for allegedly stealing N553 million

Operatives of the Police force have arrested a sales girl with Shoprite stores, Eti-Osa, Lagos Mariam Mufutau and has  been arraigned before a Lagos Magistrate Court for allegedly stealing the sum of N553, 956, 000 she realized from sales just one month after she secured employment.

The management of Shoprite Stores had reported a case of theft to the Divisional Police Officer, DPO in charge of Ilasan Division, Lekki, Eti-Osa, SP Oyinye Onwuamaegbu and that they suspected their sales girl to have stolen their N535, 956, 000 she realized from sales just one month after she was employed.

Following the report, Onwuamaegbu ordered Inspector Orukotan Lonikola to arrest the accused. During investigation, the accused could not give account of the missing money.

Mufutau was arraigned before an Igbosere Magistrate Court, Lagos on a two count charge of felony to wit. stealing.

Police prosecutor, Esther Adesulu informed the court in charge No: J/38/2017 that the accused committed the alleged offence between 1 April and 31 May, 2017 at Shoprite Stores, Eti-Osa during working hours.

Adesulu told the court that the accused betrayed the trust reposed in her as a sales girl by her employer and stole the sum of N535, 956,000 she realized from sales instead of remitting the money into her employer’s account.

She said the management at Shoprite Stores uncovered the fraud when they audited the account.

Adesulu said the offence the accused committed were punishable under section 411 and 287 of the Criminal Laws of Lagos State, 2015.

The accused pleaded not guilty to the alleged crime and Magistrate O.O Owunmi granted her to bail in the sum of N300, 000 with two sureties in like sum.

Owunmi adjourned the case till 28 July, 2017 for mention while the defendant was taken to Kirikiri Prison pending when she would be able to fulfill her bail condition.

Federal Government Says Nigerian Beggars Will Soon Start Paying Tax

The Nigerian government is pursuing a strong tax policy that will be difficult to evade by people of different classes of labour.

that no one would be left out in the campaign to enlarge the tax revenue.

She said some beggars were earning millions and that “proceeds from begging are taxable. You are supposed to pay taxes even if your means of income is begging”.

Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun said this in Lagos at a lecture at PWC’s Business School, with the theme: ‘Voluntary Assets and Income Declaration Scheme (VAIDS) Interactive Session for Executives and Business Owners.’

She said to ascertain the income status of the companies/individuals and their lifestyle, investigators would rely on information derived from Bank Verification Number (BVN), records of property ownership, records of foreign exchange allocation, and records of company ownership from the Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC), among others.

Adeosun said: “We are using some firms to trace assets internationally.The investigators’ findings will enable us to compare the income and how much tax the company/person is really paying, and that gives us lots of information.

 

“But we encourage people to come up and pay their taxes willingly. You can register a high-end car. It tells me something about your income.

 

“So, we look at your tax returns. If you registered Mercedes E-Class and you are paying N100,000 tax, then something is wrong. Those are red flags. We now have the capacity to assess people accurately.

 

“We are trying to build an economy where we have oil and other things. It is going to be oil plus and wider economy”.

Source: Tori

Lagos Man Sells His Wife And Daughter To Ritualists

A man has been arrested for allegedly selling his wife and daughter for N270,000 to ritualists in Lagos.

According to social media user (adaslimshow) who shared the sad story, the man revealed that the deal was originally N200,000 for the wife alone as the ritualists asked whether he could add his daughter for N70,000 – a deal which he agreed to.

The man’s mother-in-law can bee seen in the picture asking for the whereabouts of her daughter and granddaughter.

According to Ada, the man scaled more than ten fences before getting to her estate, he ended up in a church and God arrested him.

After receiving mild beatings from the wife’s family, the man was finally taken away by the police in a patrol van.

Security operative swims in gutter to kill armed robber in Port-Harcourt (Graphic photo)

An armed robber who stormed Oroazi Road, Mgbuosimiri, Port Harcourt, Rivers state capital for a robbery operation met his end, as he was killed by a security operative.

According to Facebook user, Asonye West Germany, the robber shot dead by a security operative who entered into the gutter to counter the operation.

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Female Kidnapper Caught In Ikorodu Beaten And Burnt To Death Today.

A woman has been lynched to death after she was allegedly caught trying to kidnap some school kids along Etunrenren road in Ojubode, Ikorodu this afternoon.

She was nabbed by an angry mob who delivered jungle justice immediately…

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Hilarious! Mad man nearly beats up pastor during deliverance

A hilarious video has surfaced of a pastor carrying out deliverance on a man alleged to be a mad man. The deliverance eventually turned violent with the alleged madman turning on the pastor and fighting him.

When the deliverance started, it seemed all the man wanted was to be left alone and as the deliverance progressed, the man kept moving away from the pastor but the pastor wouldn't let him be and kept going back to him to push his bible in his face.

A hilarious video has surfaced of a pastor carrying out deliverance on a man alleged to be a mad man. The deliverance eventually turned violent with the alleged madman turning on the pastor and fighting him.

When the deliverance started, it seemed all the man wanted was to be left alone and as the deliverance progressed, the man kept moving away from the pastor but the pastor wouldn't let him be and kept going back to him to push his bible in his face. 

"The fire of the Holy Ghost... all over your body... mind renewal... may your mind be renewed, In Jesus mighty name," the pastor is heard saying and tried to place his hand on the man's head but the man pushed the hand away and tried to move away.

The pastor went after him, saying: "Take it. Take it. In Jesus mighty name." he added: "Jesus Christ is your father. Who is your father?"

At this point, the man had had enough and challenged the pastor. "You, who is your mother?"

The man tried to walk away again but the pastor went after him and the mad man attacked. As they wrestled each other to the ground, the villagers can be heard laughing in the background.  It is not clear where or when the video was shot but it was just posted on social media today and is fast going viral.

See the hilarious video below.

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MY MUM DIED ON HEARING I WAS ARRESTED – ROBBERY SUSPECT

26-year-old Sikiru Lawal was arrested by the Lagos State Police Command for stealing a green Peugeot 206 saloon car in Badagry, but his regret was not only that he was arrested, he revealed that he was sad that his mother died when she heard of his arrest. 

He said, “She had been sick and had been on hospital bed for some time. We were praying she would get better. I’m one of the three children she had. I was told that when she heard I was arrested for a criminal offence, she gasped and died. I regret my action.” 

Lawal, during a parade of suspects by the Acting Commissioner of Police in Lagos State, Deputy Commissioner of Police, Dasuki Galadanchi, explained that he went into crime to raise funds so he could travel out of Nigeria. 

When asked the country he was planning to relocate to, he said, “I just wanted to leave Nigeria.” Police source also revealed that Lawal had just returned from prison in March where he was held for conspiracy and stealing.

NNAMDI KANU TRAVELS TO BIAFRANS ORIGIN IN UMUME, UMUERI, ANAMBRA STATE, TO PRAY TO THE GODS FOR THE ACTUALIZATION OF BIAFRA

GOVERNOR OKOROCHA WEARS DIAPERS, GOVERNOR EL-RUFAI IS TOO SHORT TO GET A REPLY FROM ME – FEMI FANI KAYODE